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  Dont kiss your cat?

  by ButtLight in

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  2. friends

  this is from the june 8th, 1989 awake article.

  you have got to be kidding me!.

  and how about the hygiene?

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  but I like kissing pussy cats
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  Betcha Didn't Know

  by truth.ceeker in

  1. social
  2. humour

  bet ya'll didn't know.

  rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.the national anthem of greece has 158 verses.no one in greece has memorized all 158 verses.there are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.there are more chickens than people in the world.two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in new jersey.the longest one-syllable word in the english language is "screeched.

  "on a canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the parliament building is an american flag.all of the clocks in the movie pulp fiction are stuck on 4:20.no word in the english language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

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  On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. I thought that a "Canadian two-dollar" was a coin? I thought the paper money started at $5
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  IT'S OFFICIAL! MEETINGS WILL LAST FOREVER!! Shoot me now!

  by Gill in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  yes, it's official!

  in the new system jehovah's witnesses will still have to attend the terrible meetings for all eternity!!!!!!.

  the watchtower, november 1st, page 31, para 16:.

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  ok if that is there idea of paradise on earth, Please Jemima don't wake me up!!
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  Divorce Rate of Those When Young??

  by buffalosrfree in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my daughters were at a club the other evening ( saturday) and ran into 5 witnesses they knew as younger children, they had all been married and were in the process of getting divorced.

  four were men, 1 woman, two of the men we had known literally for years and i had liked them all.

  i had told my children when they got married that it wouldn't be long before they were married.

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  Zico, Enjoy your life, Travel, have fun, go to college, I wish I would have done that, and if I ever have kids someday I will tell them the same thing. When your married at such a young age you feel kind of like some of your freedom is over, all of a sudden you have to take care of someone else, when you really have not learned how to take care of yourself.
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  WT's PATHETIC FUNERAL OUTLINE

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is supposed to be an outline for a jw funeral talk.

  i'm not sure if this has been posted before but i thought i'd post here for your viewing pleasure.

  funeral discourse.

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  I HATE JW FUNERALS When my dad died they told me I was not going to be able to go up and say something about my dad, that if I wanted to I could talk at my mom's house, and that the whole service was already planned. polite way of telling me your a worldly sinner and we don't want you up on our stage. At my parents house after the service the house was packed with JW's my dad's worldly family was kind of pushed out, and the JW's ate everything and left. Ok to them is a funeral a free buffet? fucken bastards, oh and the Elder who DF'd my dad were there eating. I should have brought my gun that day!
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  son selling magazines

  by Champion in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi everyone, haven't posted in a very long time.

  some may remember my post about my brother-in-law with cancer.

  he passed away at 52 on labor day, so sad for my husband.

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  This is what I do for some Over rightous Jdubs in my family, next time your at your local mini mart go over to the newspaper rack and look for playboy, Hustler, or any other Non-bethel magazines and tear off the suscription post card and fill out one for your brother, make sure and put his full name on there. they will send it to him for a couple months and then automatically cancel him when he doesn't pay the bill, but it usually takes 3 months.
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  Divorce Rate of Those When Young??

  by buffalosrfree in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my daughters were at a club the other evening ( saturday) and ran into 5 witnesses they knew as younger children, they had all been married and were in the process of getting divorced.

  four were men, 1 woman, two of the men we had known literally for years and i had liked them all.

  i had told my children when they got married that it wouldn't be long before they were married.

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  I have 2 brother and 2 sisters, one of my brothers is in his late 30's never married, but the rest of us have been divorced at least once, my oldest sister twice, my other sister married the most perfect JW you could ever meet, my parents tried to get me to study with him, all the elders loved him, and all talked so highly about him, a few years after they were married he started beating my sister, in fact he almost killed her, he has since left the JW's and my sister stayed in the ORG. What is really weird, after I moved out of my house and got my own apartment I started living with a girlfriend, my dad was on my case about it so bad that one day we just went to city hall and got married. I don't blame my divorce on my dad since I was on my own at the time but I think if the pressure to get married and not just live in sin was not there we would have dated for a while and moved on.
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  Your going to the meetings whether you like it or not!

  by Atlantis in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  your going to the meetings whether you like it or not!

  thousands of jehovah's witness children have heard those threatening words backed-up with spankings, whippings, or even severe beatings.

  but what if they are too small to understand?

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  When I was little there was no question, I had to go, and if I acted up during meeting I was taken to the restroom and spanked by my mom, but my dad he would just look at me and I knew I was in for it, that is all he had to do was look at us, I knew when we got home it was either the belt, paddle, or hose. As I got older and refused to go anymore, I had a back full of welts, when that didn't work anymore there was no money given to me anymore just a roof over my head and dinner. NOTHING ELSE. funny I can still remember the smell of the kingdumb hall with the many times being taken to the back for a spanking. For me the more my parents tried to force it on me the more I resisted, guilt didn't work, beatings didn't work, taking away everything from me didn't work, maybe I was a born apostate. side note: I am scared to have kids, I really do and I know my wife wants to but I am too scared of fucking up my kids, anyone else with this issue?
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  What's the most "personal" information an elder ever ask you?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  once an elder asked me if i had any problems with masturbation?

  i told him, no !!!!

  that was before getting baptized.

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  a question for some ex-elders here, did the society provide any professional training for dealing with people and emotional problems?
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  Why cant JW's be police officers?

  by pepperdoodles in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hi there, new to the board.

  i was raised a jw but as i got older i started thinking for myslef and now i am at the point where i need to figure out what i believe in.

  sorry the intro is so short(kinda busy) please help!

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  My niece is a JW and she works for the Sheriff's department I think she is a dispatch operator, I was actually shocked when she took the job, wonder if the elders told her if it was ok for her to work there.